Curse

BenO_Under · Sep 09, 2006, 04:46 AM // 04:46

*draws funny faces on bacon while blacked out, then runs into a wall*

metalicagrl · Sep 09, 2006, 04:47 AM // 04:47

thank you, fluffy! now you can have free beer, too!

*gives fluffy a free beer*

crunchbite, thats not nice to draw faces on people!

extra bacon · Sep 09, 2006, 04:48 AM // 04:48

*clumsily accepts beer from missy*
*spills half of it on missy*
oops sorry
hehehe
*drinks beer*

*hic*

Paul Mahdi · Sep 09, 2006, 04:51 AM // 04:51

*Comes back to life*
*Rips off BenO's arm and beats him to death with it*
*Tears off BenO's face and makes a puppet out of it*
*Pokes out BenO's eyes and says " Would you like to see the puppet show staring your fac-Oh that's right. I poked your eyes out!"*

*Sits down and sips beer*

BenO_Under · Sep 09, 2006, 04:51 AM // 04:51

*dna respawns and kills paul yet again*
*orders a large keg*
*asks if peanuts are free*
*throws sugar at paul*

metalicagrl · Sep 09, 2006, 04:51 AM // 04:51

*washes beer off*

i kno....people are clumsy when drunk

*gives crunchbite a keg*

BenO_Under · Sep 09, 2006, 04:54 AM // 04:54

*says thanks for the keg*
*gives missy tripple tip*

metalicagrl · Sep 09, 2006, 04:56 AM // 04:56

*hands crunchbite a beer*

thanx!

extra bacon · Sep 09, 2006, 04:57 AM // 04:57

*looks around in confusion*

where's mah damn beer!

*passes out*

*hic*

Paul Mahdi · Sep 09, 2006, 04:58 AM // 04:58

*Once again Comes back to life*
*Beats BenO to, literaly, a bloody pulp*
*Takes a crow bar and beats through BenO's body and makes a dent in the floor*
*Takes a shotgun and fires it into where BenO's head was untill the shotgun breaks*
*Takes a chainsaw and cuts BenO into a hundred pieces*
*Puts all the pieces in a bag and digs a hole 50 feet down*
*Throws the bag with BenO into hole and pours cement into it*
*Builds a huge building on top of BenO's burial site and detonates it for no reason*

*Walks back into the bar and sips beer*
*Looks at everyone angrily*

BenO_Under · Sep 09, 2006, 04:59 AM // 04:59

*the bloody pulp combines and i respawn yet again*
*kills paul again*
*drinks beer*
*says thanks for the free beer*
*passes out*

extra bacon · Sep 09, 2006, 05:00 AM // 05:00

you should visit my pig farm paul.

*drinks beer*

metalicagrl · Sep 09, 2006, 05:00 AM // 05:00

*walks over to fluffy*
*hands him 3 beers on a tray*

all better!

Paul Mahdi · Sep 09, 2006, 05:01 AM // 05:01

Why, your pigs need to be killed in grotesque ways over and over again untill i run out of energy and drink myself into acoma?

BenO_Under · Sep 09, 2006, 05:04 AM // 05:04

*puts a little bomb in pauls drink and detonate it when paul drinks it and blows him up*
*orders a keg*

Paul Mahdi · Sep 09, 2006, 05:06 AM // 05:06

*Enlists both me and BenO into NASA*
*Bribes NASA to send us both on a mission to the moon*
*Pushes BenO out the hatch after take off*
*Goes back to the bar*

"I don't see how he dug his way out of 50ft of cement so fast..."

metalicagrl · Sep 09, 2006, 05:07 AM // 05:07

*brings crunchbite a keg and 20 glasses*

extra bacon · Sep 09, 2006, 05:17 AM // 05:17

uuugh... my head

*spins around*

BenO_Under · Sep 09, 2006, 05:21 AM // 05:21

its i good thing i had my cellphone
*calls NASA to send me back*
*i go back to earth*
*i go to the bar with heavy firearms*
*i kill paul*
*i send him to venus, where he compleatly vapourizes*
*i thank missy for the drinks*
*i become drunk again*
*then i wonder why he doesnt like me...*

metalicagrl · Sep 09, 2006, 05:25 AM // 05:25

dont worry about it too much, crunchbite.

he hates everyone the first week or so.
*hands crunchbite another beer*
*hands fluffy another beer*